Only In Australia Do You Need Pest Control Companies On Speed Dial

Published on October 28, 2019
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Fancy a little trip to the land down under? Well, there’s a few things you need to be aware of, which includes and is not limited to, the following (and in no particular order): sunshine, kangaroos, cows, snakes, sharks, alligators, surfing, the Sydney Opera House, and the Outback. However, there’s just one little thing we forgot to mention – pest control companies need to quickly become your bestie. Why? Was the list we just provided not reason enough? No? Okay then, sit back, relax, and take a gander at these alarming photos found only in Australia.

Shark Life

Okay, so in this case, no exterminator is going to be able to help but then again, maybe it’s worth a try. Or better yet, how about you don’t go swimming with the fishies and stick to something innocent, like indoor pools.

Surf With Sharks

Shark Life

Crab Yah Later

Nope, none of the pest control companies will help you get rid of the Monster Coconut Crab – the largest crab found throughout Australia. Yeah, these fellas exist, it’s not something out of a Stephen King novel.

Is It A Bird Is It A Plane No Its Uhh....

Crab Yah Later

Chomp!

So Australia does have some pretty wild tourist attractions if you like to live life on the wild side. I mean, granted, you are trapped in a plastic sphere while hungry alligators and crocodiles swim around you. If that’s what you’re into well it’s possible to achieve – check that off your bucket list.

Yeah No.

Chomp!

When It Floods

Ahem, whatever pest control companies you have on speed dial, we suggest you contact them immediately. Be sure to inquire what kind of pest control services they offer or in this case, scream for help!

When It Floods

When It Floods

Gulp…

I’m sorry but what exactly are we looking at here? Clearly it’s a deceased shark with a human arm, clutching a knife, protruding from one of its orifices. What we don’t understand is how something like this is even remotely possible.

Welp

Gulp…

Creepy Times 10

Why yes, that would be a anaconda devouring a bat. What – like it’s hard?

Cause This Isnt Creepy

Creepy Times 10

Welcome Home

Look, it goes without saying that when you’ve had a long, stressful day at the office, all you want to do is get home and unwind. It’s a totally rational expectation. However, if you arrive home to this….well, it’s safe to say that the quiet night in you imagined is easily out the window.

Warm Welcome

Welcome Home

Size Doesn’t Matter

We’d like to point that this is a teeny tiny snake, nay a teeny tiny venomous snake that is incredibly dangerous. Why? Well this slithery fella has enough venom to kill a room filled with adult humans. SOOOOOO maybe incredibly dangerous is a wee bit of an understatement?

Venom

Size Doesn’t Matter

A Song of Fire and…Fire

First of all, no, this is not a photoshopped image whatsoever. In fact it is just the natural workings of Mother Nature doing what she does best. Cleansing nature or something like that.

Uhh

A Song of Fire and…Fire

Hey Buddy

Are you familiar with the toilet paper debate of over or under? Of course you are. – which is why this picture serves as evidence as to why under is always the better choice. Unless you’re totally paranoid, then be sure to check *both* sides.

Toilet Buddy

Hey Buddy

Hey Ma!

Pretty sure no explanation is needed in this particular situation. Right? Right! Although we will say, HAHAHAHAHAHAAH. That is all.

Hey Ma

Hey Ma!

I’m Like A Bird, I Wanna Fly Away

Due to the fact that exterminators can’t kill off all the giant bats, you’ll just have to suck it up. And yes, the bats really are this big.

Its A Bird Its A Plane

I’m Like A Bird, I Wanna Fly Away

Your Friendly Neighborhood Spidermen

Most of all it seems like pest control companies really need to up their game when it comes to spiders. Come on, this is just creepy beyond belief.

Spiderman

Your Friendly Neighborhood Spidermen

Greatest Photobomb EVER

Since we gifted you with one pretty awesome photobomb, we’re proud to bring you yet another brilliant one. Although in this case, it’s the ostrich’s turn.

Nothing To See Here Act Normal

Greatest Photobomb EVER

What? I Was Hungry.

Uhh, let’s go out on a limb and say that pest control companies didn’t attack this shark first. Furthermore we’re not entirely sure the dog did either. Actually, we’re confused by the entire situation right now.

So Whats For Dinner

What? I Was Hungry.

They See Me Rollin’

First of all, is this real life? Rather than speculating, let’s pretend that it is (heck, it might even be), and run far, far away.

Prize

They See Me Rollin’

Winner Winner

Shark versus gator – only one has what it takes to survive the wild. Consequently, did you ever think it would be the gator?

King Of The Water

Winner Winner

All Aboard!

What’s especially relevant in this photo is that it just goes to prove that there all kinds of people around the globe – some who don’t even realize that beanie babies are now worth millions of dollars.

Fuzzy Wazzy

All Aboard!

Sup?

First off, this is a clearly staged tour, cause no way that gator decided to just pop up. Or maybe he did, and we’ll just never know. Furthermore if we were alone, not even pest control companies could have lent a hand.

Oh...Hey Didnt See You There

Sup?

My Squishy

Let’s go to Australia, it’ll be fun they said. Probably a waste to point out that you shouldn’t go during jellyfish season, eh?

My Squishy

My Squishy

Stuck on You

Everyone, please meet the Ixodes Holocyclus, aka the Australian paralysis tick. Whichever way you put it, out of 75 species, the Ixodes Holocyclus is thought to be the most medically important when it comes to Australian ticks. #nothanks

Stuck On You

Stuck On You

You Can’t See Me

Reef Stonefish are master camouflagers, which is just one terrifying thing about this carnivorous ray-finned fish. Often they live on reef bottoms and camouflage themselves as a rock so you really need to watch your step. Under the circumstances you might not think of this as a big deal until we point out that it has venomous spines and is THE most venomous fish in the entire world.

Reef Stonefish

You Can’t See Me

News Flash

Rather than focusing on the negatives here – i.e. that shark in the background – let’s keep it together cause hey, you’re on TV! Wait, maybe we should focus on the shark in the background, right?

What Is That

News Flash

I Vant To Suck Your Blood

Also found in Australia, bats the size of Dracula. Can someone please explain to us how this is even possible? Isn’t this all some kind of myth? Guess not.

Dracula Lives

I Vant To Suck Your Blood

No, Just No

Just goes to further prove that you should always check the toilet before you sit down. Due to the fact that what’s pictured below could be waiting for you and let’s face it, no one wants that.

Dont Forget To Flush

No, Just No

PeekABoo

Are you a shopaholic? Conceivably you might not be if you found a gigantic snake in between the racks – just goes to show why we mentioned having pest control companies on speed dial. Never know when you’ll need to ring them up.

Peek A Boo

Peek A Boo

Zoom!

Nothing to see here, it’s just a man riding a blue motorbike with his sheep. Totally normal? The answer is yes if you live in Australia it would seem.

Yee Haw

Zoom!

Nom Nom

Potentially you might need pest control companies and a group of many exterminators if you ever encounter a situation such as this one. If only for the reason to cover you while you run for safety. Far, far away.

Nom Nom

Nom Nom

Blending In Just Fine

Indeed while you’re in Australia, you probably want to go hiking, it’s only reasonable. Keep your eyes fixated on your surroundings cause you never know what might be lurking, moreover you never know what might ~blend~ in with your surroundings.

Lets Hike

Blending In Just Fine

Stephen King Approved

Hey Stephen King, were you looking for additional creepy, terrifying ideas for your next novel? Look no further than the land down under.

Stephen King Approved

Stephen King Approved

The Mighty Python

May someone please explain to me why this person opted to snap a photo of this snake in their ceiling instead of calling an exterminator? Does anyone comprehend the logic behind this?!

Run

The Mighty Python

What Is It With Floods?

Better yet, can someone explain to me why sharks keep washing up on the streets when it floods? My goodness, this is truly mind-boggling.

Oh Nice

What Is It With Floods?

Hey There

Wow, you just can’t home without snakes and giant lizards crawling all over your house, can you? Furthermore, it seems like you just need to offer your own pest control services otherwise you’ll never make it in Australia.

Sup

Hey There

I Spy With My Little Eye…

A shark. A freaking shark. Apparently you can’t go home, you can’t stay safe on the streets when it floods, and you can’t go surfing without a shark joining in. Anything else?

Surfs Up

I Spy With My Little Eye…

So, This Happened

Not even the wildlife are safe, well in this case, it’s just nature doing what it does – it’s the circle of life. Everyone in the animal kingdom is some kind of exterminator it seems like.

So This Happened

So This Happened

DANGER.

Remember how we mentioned Stonefish? Yeah, we mean “the most venomous fish in the entire world”, that one. Fret not, there are signs posted everywhere just to remind you, so that’s something we guess.

Danger

Danger

Here, Fishy

What. In. The. World. Are. We. Looking. At. Here. My mind is frazzled right now and I can’t even form coherent sentences anymore, which is clearly a problem.

Here Fishy

Here Fishy

In Other News

Of course it could be worse, the news could be reporting a cyclone and they urge people to remain indoors so of course they logically post a photo of a shark that washed up on shore due to the effects of the cyclone. Classy.

Comin For Yah

In Other News

Bug Life – Pest Control Companies Anyone?

Yuck, yuck, yuck. Bugs are just the worst and this poor guy is clearly suffering. Moreover we’re not sure why he hasn’t contacted some pest control companies cause he clearly needs the help. Like right now.

Fly Central

Bug Life – Pest Control Companies Anyone?

Snakes On A Plane, Literally

First of all, this ~actually~ happened. Passengers were on a Qantas jet heading to Papua New Guinea when they got quite the shock. Clinging to the wing at 30,000ft, a 12ft python battled to survive the freezing conditions.

Flyin High

Snakes On A Plane, Literally

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