25 Hilarious Windshield Notes You HAVE to See!

Published on 10/28/2019
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Road rage is a force to be reckoned with, whether you’re on the receiving end or the one spewing the hate. It is a serious disease, be weary! Don’t laugh, I’m being serious. That’s why we decided to round up the 25 most hilarious notes that people have left on car windshields because sometimes, you just have to express the hot boiling anger that is within you.

Straight to the Savagery

How in the world could anyone take up FOUR parking spots is beyond me? I mean two spots is hard enough but four is just ridiculous. What kind of monster does that? If anyone figures out who he is, he might want to book a hotel reservation online and get out of dodge.

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Straight to the Savagery

An Appeal to us All

I quite literally laughed out loud and for a good minute there too. Don’t deny that this has never happened to you either but the fact this person took a hot second to scribble this note down before hightailing it to the toilet is just pure class.

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An Appeal to us All

Corrine Goes for the Blood

You tell him, Corrine! Not only is her note factual, it’s also equal parts hilarious. I don’t think I could have crafted such a note to a police officer no less.

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Corrine Goes for the Blood

The Parking Curse

I’m having a lot of emotions based on the fact this ‘cursed’ note was written down on a St Jude Children’s Research Hospital paper. But uhh, yeah, point proven.

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The Parking Curse

Parking Meme to the Rescue

Ahh, this note had me dying. Great use of a meme to express just how annoyed and angry you really are.

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Parking Meme to the Rescue

Caps lock for emphasis

This level of sarcasm is so on point, it’s making us laugh but not really. We feel your pain man. However the thought of sliding across someone’s hood like a movie star does sound kind of cool. But not at the expense of blocking a path where people need to walk!

Caps Lock For Emphasis

Caps Lock For Emphasis

Helen Keller deserves better

Now this is one heck of a note! The dedication it took for this person to not just find paint but to also come up with this brilliant witty piece of banter on the spot. It’s a two for one special.

Helen Keller Deserves Better

Helen Keller Deserves Better

Think of the ice cream!

Gasp! How dare Mr. Important ruin someone else’s perfectly good ice cream! He committed a sin like no other. He clearly didn’t think how taking up two perfectly good parking spots would cause a harming ripple affect.

Think Of The Ice Cream

Think Of The Ice Cream

Learn to park, rich dude

For shame, sir, for shame! Taking up more than just one spot is hella rude, rich boy. And on top of that, this note even involves a potential dying handicapped grandmother?! Straight to the heart.

Learn To Park Rich Dude

Learn To Park Rich Dude

Spiderman gets involved

When everyone’s favorite superhero leaves a rather passive aggressive note, you know you’ve made a terrible mistake. What is with people not being able to park? I mean, come on!

Spiderman Gets Involved

Spiderman Gets Involved

Clever Jack

Never let go, Jack, or rather just pretend to let go. (I apologize for that lame joke, deeply). However Jack comes across as the villain here although this is class A hilarious but we’re sure the guy whose car got hit doesn’t agree.

Clever Jack

Clever Jack

Some things just hurt to read

ROTFL. Parking tickets are just stupid expensive especially over really dumb reasons and this person just can’t cope anymore. But we are so blessed to have seen this note, its perfection. Thank you dear stranger, for blessing us with your humor and wit, we hope you did not get any more tickets!

Some Things Just Hurt To Read

Some Things Just Hurt To Read

Sir T-Rex is on the case

This note sounds like it was written by an obnoxious and very angry British man but can you blame him? Can you! There is seriously nothing worse then when someone’s anti-theft alarm goes off and the person whose car it is, does nothing about it. People have lives, you know.

Sir T Rex Is On The Case

Sir T Rex Is On The Case

He’s the hero we need

Optimus Prime is the best robot hero there ever was and we’ll fight anyone who disagrees. Okay, fine, Bumblebee is right alongside him. But in any case, if a Decepticon despises your parking job, you might want to take some lessons again.

Hes The Hero We Need

He’s The Hero We Need

Short and to the point

You know you’ve pissed someone off when they create their own word to express just how angry they really are. It doesn’t take a genius to know how to park correctly nor does it require common sense. No one cares if you had a bad day or were in a rush, do society a favor and don’t make us all murderous vigilantes.

Short And To The Point

Short And To The Point

Blind Jokes, Always Good

I just don’t even know what to say here. I’m impressed to say the least. But on the other hand, come on, why you gotta go use a blind guy joke?

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Blind Jokes, Always Good

For the good of society: park your darn car

Not only is this note hysterical but the fact that this person actually typed up the note is the cherry on top of a three tiered lemon flavored buttercream iced cake. Not being able to park well is just harming to society, don’t you know that?

For The Good Of Society Park Your Darn Car

For The Good Of Society Park Your Darn Car

The bottom below rock bottom

Nothing quite like duct tape to emphasis your car is a joke. Let’s cut the kid a break and give him a discount hotel rooms to soothe his wounds. On the other hand, we can just continue laughing at someone else’s misfortune. Too far?

The Bottom Below Rock Bottom

The Bottom Below Rock Bottom

No ticket please

Well it was nice to ask the police officer to not give you a ticket because your door is frozen shut. But judging by the blue envelope next to it, I don’t think it worked.

No Ticket Please

No Ticket Please

Proving Penmanship is Dead

“May the fleas of a thousand camels invade your armpits.” Well put, good sir, well put. That is one classy insult.

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Proving Penmanship is Dead

Passive Aggressive Engine Help

Enough is enough. Why must other people rev their engines and wake up an entire neighborhood at 7:30 in the morning? Why! It’s just hurtful. Don’t you know that people need 8-9 hours of sleep a night?

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Passive Aggressive Engine Help

Let’s see how this plays out!

So, Tony, how did that one work out for you? The balls on this guy to insult the other driver and call him out are just astonishing. Some people, I tell ya.

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Let’s see how this plays out!

Killer Bob

Well that escalated quickly. Good ‘ol Bob was holding nothing back and can you really blame him?

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Killer Bob

Please don’t rob me

Now this note may not be due to road rage however it is just downright laughable. Not only has this person left a note on their own windshield but they did so to turn away potential ‘deviants’. Seeing as how this person has a broken window, I’m sure the note did the trick.

Please Dont Rob Me

Please Don’t Rob Me

The dent of justice!

This is probably hands down, the best and most passive aggressive note known to man. And both men here are clearly victims. There’s of course the man who committed the most vile hit and run without leaving their information. And then of course there’s the jerk who took up TWO parking spots. Two! So he clearly deserved all the damage that his car sustained. Oh yes, how could we forget, beaches are fun.

The Dent Of Justice

The Dent Of Justice

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