Road rage is a force to be reckoned with, whether you’re on the receiving end or the one spewing the hate. It is a serious disease, be weary! Don’t laugh, I’m being serious. That’s why we decided to round up the 25 most hilarious notes that people have left on car windshields because sometimes, you just have to express the hot boiling anger that is within you.
Straight to the Savagery
How in the world could anyone take up FOUR parking spots is beyond me? I mean two spots is hard enough but four is just ridiculous. What kind of monster does that? If anyone figures out who he is, he might want to book a hotel reservation online and get out of dodge.
An Appeal to us All
I quite literally laughed out loud and for a good minute there too. Don’t deny that this has never happened to you either but the fact this person took a hot second to scribble this note down before hightailing it to the toilet is just pure class.
Corrine Goes for the Blood
You tell him, Corrine! Not only is her note factual, it’s also equal parts hilarious. I don’t think I could have crafted such a note to a police officer no less.
The Parking Curse
I’m having a lot of emotions based on the fact this ‘cursed’ note was written down on a St Jude Children’s Research Hospital paper. But uhh, yeah, point proven.
Parking Meme to the Rescue
Ahh, this note had me dying. Great use of a meme to express just how annoyed and angry you really are.
Caps lock for emphasis
This level of sarcasm is so on point, it’s making us laugh but not really. We feel your pain man. However the thought of sliding across someone’s hood like a movie star does sound kind of cool. But not at the expense of blocking a path where people need to walk!
Helen Keller deserves better
Now this is one heck of a note! The dedication it took for this person to not just find paint but to also come up with this brilliant witty piece of banter on the spot. It’s a two for one special.
Think of the ice cream!
Gasp! How dare Mr. Important ruin someone else’s perfectly good ice cream! He committed a sin like no other. He clearly didn’t think how taking up two perfectly good parking spots would cause a harming ripple affect.
Learn to park, rich dude
For shame, sir, for shame! Taking up more than just one spot is hella rude, rich boy. And on top of that, this note even involves a potential dying handicapped grandmother?! Straight to the heart.
Spiderman gets involved
When everyone’s favorite superhero leaves a rather passive aggressive note, you know you’ve made a terrible mistake. What is with people not being able to park? I mean, come on!
Never let go, Jack, or rather just pretend to let go. (I apologize for that lame joke, deeply). However Jack comes across as the villain here although this is class A hilarious but we’re sure the guy whose car got hit doesn’t agree.
Some things just hurt to read
ROTFL. Parking tickets are just stupid expensive especially over really dumb reasons and this person just can’t cope anymore. But we are so blessed to have seen this note, its perfection. Thank you dear stranger, for blessing us with your humor and wit, we hope you did not get any more tickets!
Sir T-Rex is on the case
This note sounds like it was written by an obnoxious and very angry British man but can you blame him? Can you! There is seriously nothing worse then when someone’s anti-theft alarm goes off and the person whose car it is, does nothing about it. People have lives, you know.
He’s the hero we need
Optimus Prime is the best robot hero there ever was and we’ll fight anyone who disagrees. Okay, fine, Bumblebee is right alongside him. But in any case, if a Decepticon despises your parking job, you might want to take some lessons again.
Short and to the point
You know you’ve pissed someone off when they create their own word to express just how angry they really are. It doesn’t take a genius to know how to park correctly nor does it require common sense. No one cares if you had a bad day or were in a rush, do society a favor and don’t make us all murderous vigilantes.
Blind Jokes, Always Good
I just don’t even know what to say here. I’m impressed to say the least. But on the other hand, come on, why you gotta go use a blind guy joke?
For the good of society: park your darn car
Not only is this note hysterical but the fact that this person actually typed up the note is the cherry on top of a three tiered lemon flavored buttercream iced cake. Not being able to park well is just harming to society, don’t you know that?
The bottom below rock bottom
Nothing quite like duct tape to emphasis your car is a joke. Let’s cut the kid a break and give him a discount hotel rooms to soothe his wounds. On the other hand, we can just continue laughing at someone else’s misfortune. Too far?
No ticket please
Well it was nice to ask the police officer to not give you a ticket because your door is frozen shut. But judging by the blue envelope next to it, I don’t think it worked.
Proving Penmanship is Dead
“May the fleas of a thousand camels invade your armpits.” Well put, good sir, well put. That is one classy insult.
Passive Aggressive Engine Help
Enough is enough. Why must other people rev their engines and wake up an entire neighborhood at 7:30 in the morning? Why! It’s just hurtful. Don’t you know that people need 8-9 hours of sleep a night?
Let’s see how this plays out!
So, Tony, how did that one work out for you? The balls on this guy to insult the other driver and call him out are just astonishing. Some people, I tell ya.
Well that escalated quickly. Good ‘ol Bob was holding nothing back and can you really blame him?
Please don’t rob me
Now this note may not be due to road rage however it is just downright laughable. Not only has this person left a note on their own windshield but they did so to turn away potential ‘deviants’. Seeing as how this person has a broken window, I’m sure the note did the trick.
The dent of justice!
This is probably hands down, the best and most passive aggressive note known to man. And both men here are clearly victims. There’s of course the man who committed the most vile hit and run without leaving their information. And then of course there’s the jerk who took up TWO parking spots. Two! So he clearly deserved all the damage that his car sustained. Oh yes, how could we forget, beaches are fun.